MEGAN FOX IS HOT

MEGAN FOX FILMING HER NEW MOVIE “JENNIFER’S BODY“

 

Fox was just voted The Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM magazine.

BUFFALO BILLS DRAFT PICK HITS DOMESTIC ABUSE TRIFECTA

BABY BEATING BILLS RECEIVER JAMES HARDY

Www.profootballtalk.com has the story that James Hardy, a second-round pick in last month’s NFL draft, allegedly pulled a gun on his father. On Mother’s Day. 

That makes three generations of friends and family members that Hardy has been involved in domestic altercations with.

According to Profootball Talk,

Hardy spent three nights in jail after allegedly committing battery against his girlfriend.  He was charged with domestic battery and interfering with the reporting of a crime.  Hardy eventually was released on bond.

When his girlfriend called 911, an operator heard the woman say that Hardy had “hit her and her baby.”  The line then disconnected, apparently because Hardy had yanked the phone out of the wall.

A source told the website that Hardy is a “scary dude” and dropped in the NFL Draft after the reports came out about him striking a baby.

IT’S OFFICIAL: YOU’RE OLD

TONY HAWK

Wanna feel old?

X-Games and skateboarding legend Tony Hawk just turned 40-years-old.

INSURANCE COMPANIES NEW PLAN FOR SAVING MONEY: DENY AMPUTEES PROSTHETIC LIMBS

HIS INSURANCE COMPANY REFUSED TO PAY FOR THIS 64-YEAR-OLD MAN’S BROKEN PROSTHETIC LEG

The newspaper The Tennessean has a story today about a new policy by insurance companies designed to save money. They are routinely refusing to pay for high tech prosthetic devices for its patients. Insurance companies are calling the devices “experimental.”

According to the paper, the plan by the insurance companies is to:

 …deny people access to an artificial limb by allowing only one prosthesis per lifetime, labeling the more expensive computerized limbs as experimental or capping the benefit at $1,000 or $5,000 when the average cost is $8,000 to $15,000.

The insurance companies have been so blatant and so insidious about the practice that Congress is now considering legislation to make the practice of denying people prosthetics illegal.

DRUG ADDICT ACTOR TOM SIZEMORE GETS A JOB

TOM SIZEMORE

Actor Tom Sizemore made his return to television this week appearing on CSI: Miami. Sizemore is one of the biggest drug addicts in Hollywood history. He was released from prison in December after being jailed for probation violation and meth charges.

Sizemore was also involved in a long term relationship with Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss (who he was accused of assaulting.)

Sizemore’s drug problems and run-ins with the law are too numerous to list here. Here’s a sample from his Wikipedia page:

Sizemore had other infamous, well-publicized run-ins with the law. He was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack to manipulate his drug test results.^[6] The temperature of the urine sample proved too cool to have come from his body, and he was asked to remove his pants. Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the “Whizzinator”, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions. Sizemore failed two drug tests in the days following the fake penis incident, showing he had methamphetamines in his system.

On May 8, 2007, while still on probation for a previous drug conviction, Sizemore was again arrested outside the Four Points Sheraton hotel in Bakersfield, California.^[7] Police found what appeared to be two bags of methamphetamine and three meth pipes in his 2004 Ford Mustang. Police were called after paroled dealer Jason Salcido challenged a hotel employee to a fight after being refused check-in. Police found a meth pipe on Salcido and found Sizemore waiting in his car outside the hotel. On June 25 he was sentenced to 16 months in prison,sentenced after reduced to 9 months in prison. He was released early on December 10after being awarded 213 days’ credit for time already spent behind bars and in court-imposed rehabilitation.

Not only is Sizemore the most famous person ever caught using The Whizzinator, but he’s probably the biggest name actor ever to appear on a sex tape.

Sizemore’s most famous movie role was probably as Tom Hanks’ loyal sergeant in Saving Private Ryan.

DOCK ELLIS NEEDS A LIVER TRANSPLANT

DOCK ELLIS ONCE WORE PINK HAIR CURLERS WHILE WARMING UP IN THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES BULLPEN

There was a sad story story in the LA Times today.

Former Major League pitcher Dock Ellis is gravely ill and has been placed on the national registry for a liver transplant. Ellis says he discovered he had  cirrhosis of the liver the day after Thanksgiving. Doctors fear without a new liver Dock Ellis will soon be dead.

Ellis, now 63 and living in California, was one of baseball’s most colorful characters during the 70’s. He famously was disciplined by Pittsburgh Pirates manager Danny Murtaugh in 1973 for wearing hair curlers on the field.

In May of 1974 Ellis vowed to bean every batter in the Cincinnati Reds lineup to start the game. Ellis hit Pete Rose, Joe Morgan and Dan Driessen with pitches. He attempted to hit Reds cleanup hitter Tony Perez on every pitch but missed. Ellis then threw two straight pitches at Johnny Bench before Murtaugh pulled him from the game.

Ellis was the National League’s starting pitcher for the 1971 All Star Game. He won 19 games for the World Champion Pittsburgh Pirates that season and lobbied for the start. Ellis wanted to face American League starter Vida Blue. That marked the first time two African American pitchers started in the All Star Game. During the game Reggie Jackson hit a monster home run. In apparent retaliation, Ellis beaned Jackson in the face.

Ellis was also the first major professional athlete to be maced. The incident happened in 1972 at Cincinnati’s Riverfront Stadium. A security guard barred Ellis from entering through the players entrance after the pitcher tried to use his World Series ring as a form of identification. It probably didn’t help Ellis that he was carrying a half-empty bottle of cheap wine at the time. An altercation ensued and the security guard maced him. Ellis cried racism. The security guard said he simply didn’t recognize him.

Of course, Ellis is most famous for being high on LSD while he pitched a no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates against the San Diego Padres on June 12, 1970. Ellis later claimed he was so high during the game that he couldn’t see the catcher or the batters during the game. Catcher Jerry May had to use orange reflective tape on his glove so Ellis could see the plate. Despite throwing a no-hitter and shutting out the Padres, Ellis walked eight batters in the game.

Ellis has been clean and sober since 1980. In recent years he has worked as a drug counselor.

Ellis’ book Dock Ellis in the Country of Baseball (authored by future U.S. Poet Laureate Donald Hall) is one of the most thoughtful sports biographies ever written and is still a good read 30 years after its publication.

DOCK ELLIS

PRO BOWL LINEBACKER BUSTED FOR DUI-AT MCDONALDS

LOFA TATUPU

TMZ.com continues to break stories not just in the entertainment field.

The website is reporting that Seattle Seahawks Pro Bowl linebacker Lofa Tatupu was arrested this weekend for DUI. According to TMZ, Tatupu’s blood alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit. He was pulled over and arrested in a McDonalds parking lot.

Tatupu just recently signed a new six-year contract worth $40 million.  And he’s eating at McDonalds.

Way to keep it real Lofa!

WANT AN iPHONE? WELL, YOU CAN’T USE CASH TO GET ONE

THE WORLD’S HOTTEST PRODUCT: THE iPHONE BY APPLE

If you’ve been holding off on getting that new iPhone that everyone’s talking about, I’ve got bad news and more bad news today.

First, according to a “fan” website devoted to the iPhone, every Apple Store in both the United States and England is completely sold out of the most popular models.

The Apple stores in both the US and the UK are now officially listing the 8GB and 16GB models of iPhone as out of stock.

APPLE IS RUNNING ADS LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THE SCARCITY OF THEIR PHONES

The Buffalo News also has an interesting story today about the high tech wondergadget. Apparently you can’t use cash to get an iPhone. It’s company policy by Apple. Customers are required to use a credit or debit card. The story quotes a furious customer from upstate New York who was rejected in his bid to secure the phone. He went to an Apple Store with cash in hand and was perfectly willing to pay the $499 plus tax. He was turned away by Apple.

“I was so outraged. I was so humiliated. I just sat in the mall and couldn’t even talk for half an hour. I was so surprised this could happen in America,” Palen said. “I’ve never been told that U. S. currency isn’t enough to buy a product.”

Apparently it’s not. According to the paper, that while creditors are required by law to accept cash for “debts, dues and taxes” there is no such requirement for private businesses. The Buffalo News quotes the U.S. Department of Treasury website:

“Private businesses are free to develop their own policies on whether or not to accept cash unless there is a state law which says otherwise.”

Why would Apple turn away cash paying customers? Apparently the company is concerned about people re-selling their phones on the black market. They want the iPhones registered to the people who bought them. Also, the company feels this will cut down on hackers who are trying to make the iPhone compatible with carriers other than AT&T. Right now AT&T has a deal to be the exclusive cell phone carrier for the iPhone. Sprint, Nextel and Verizon don’t have iPhones.

One parenthetical note, I was in an AT&T store yesterday buying a phone. They have iPhones in stock.

KIM KARDASHIAN TAPES BURMA PSA GETS BUTT MASSAGE

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Jesus! Kim Kardashian could be the worst actress in the history of Western Civilization. This Public Service Announcement where Kardashian talks about her “college thesis” on Burma is priceless.

Why does America put up with her? Here’s your answer:

Sunday on The Blog we told you about Kim Kardashian’s trip to her plastic surgeon where she got her ass massaged as part of a “cellulite removal treatment.” Kardashian’s reality tv show featured video of the procedure.

KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT COURTESY OF E! TV

MORE PICTURES OF 34 FFF GIRL

SHEYLA HERSHEY AND HER WORLD-RECORD 34 FFF’S

Here are some more pictures of the Guiness Book record holder of “World’s Largest Breast Implants.” She is a 28-year-old Brazilian model named Sheyla Hershey.

OK, what kind of sick, demented bastard shoots pictures of the woman with the world’s biggest set of fake boobs and decides he wants an ASS SHOT?!?